Introducing San Francisco's newest intimate playspace!

Our event space has all the San Francisco Mission District Victorian charm, featuring two distinct rooms  - the (im)modest dungeon and the elegant parlor. Perfect for a variety of private parties of up to 15, including:

  • Date Nights: Set the stage for a special evening with your favorite someone(s) in a unique and memorable setting.

  • Celebrations: Whether it's a birthday or an anniversary gathering with friends, our space is perfect for serving or smashing your cake.

  • Private Dinners: Treat your guests to a private dining experience in a charming San Francisco setting.

  • Photo and Video Shoots: Model in our unique and stylish space with our appealing (and frightening) props for yourself or the paying public.

  • Small Gatherings: From book clubs to crafting sessions to classes, our space is versatile and can be tailored to suit a variety of gatherings.

  • Alone time: when you want to get away to a quiet room, free of your usual distractions.

Need a break? Relax in our full bathroom with shower/clawfoot tub, adding a touch of luxury to your experience. Our charming kitchen is an optional addition for a touch of culinary delight and/or domestic play. Special rates are available for professionals.. 

Access notes: Please stay home if you are feeling at all unwell. Masks and hand sanitizer are available at the door. Testing encouraged. Air filters remain on throughout the property. Two cats on premises, though not in the dungeon. Ten steps with handrail to the front door landing.

Please fill out the below form and let us know about your event, with date(s), time range, number of people and how we can help you meet your needs.