Welcome to San Francisco's
Most Charming Playspace
Nestled in the heart of the Mission District, our Victorian gem offers something deliciously different for those who appreciate the finer—and more adventurous—things in life.
Now accepting overnight reservations…
because some experiences shouldn’t have a curfew.
The Space
Two beautifully appointed rooms set the tone for whatever you have in mind. The parlor brings refined elegance, while the (im)modest dungeon has its own ideas about how the evening should go. Well-outfitted with an array of specialty furniture, implements, and sundries for most every persuasion — bring your own favorites or explore what we have on hand. It's the kind of room that rewards the curious and satisfies the experienced.
What Brings You Here?
Date Night (or Day) With or without romance, as you prefer, we provide an intimate and memorable space for you and your favorite someone(s).
Celebrations Birthdays, anniversaries, and milestones taste sweeter here. Whether you're serving the cake or wearing it, we won't judge.
Photo & Video Shoots Our visually rich space — complete with props that range from alluring to delightfully unsettling — provides the perfect backdrop for personal projects or professional productions.
Gatherings of All Kinds Book clubs, craft sessions, workshops, classes — our versatile space adapts beautifully to groups of up to 15. Some of the best conversations happen in interesting rooms.
Soothing Solo Time Sometimes you simply need a beautiful, distraction-free sanctuary that isn't your own home. We understand. No explanation required.
The Little Luxuries
Step away and refresh in our lovely full bathroom, complete with a clawfoot soaking tub and shower — because every good experience deserves a graceful exit (or intermission). Our charming kitchen is available as an optional add-on, ideal for culinary entertaining or a little domestic theatre.
Before You Book
We believe in full transparency so you can decide whether our space is right for you.
Ten steps with handrail lead to the front entrance. Our space is not wheelchair accessible, and we're sorry for that limitation. Please reach out before booking if you have other accommodation needs and we'll do our best to help.
Please stay home if you're feeling unwell—we'll be here when you're better
Testing is encouraged before attending any gathering
Masks and hand sanitizer are available at the door
HEPA air filtration running in both rooms at all times
Two resident cats on premises. Wayland and Madame will be safely tucked away and the dungeon has been completely off-limits to them
Let's Make It Happen
Ready to explore the possibilities? Tell us about your vision — your preferred date(s), time range, number of guests, and anything else that helps us craft the perfect experience for you.
Fill out the form below to request rates and let the planning begin…